BELTWAY NEWS

c 2010 Tristan Winter

The Senate Friday passed out over an overwhelming bill. Fully three-thirds of the elected millionaires suffered arterial fillibusterations with an intrusive new law taxing child corn pone laid on the floor.

Majority Whip Klaus Barbie accused the White House of playing the race card, saying “That kike owes me everything I ever did for him, and now he squeals “privilege and corporeal influence.”

White House Spokesman Earl Scheib responded in typically minatory fashion: “Child corn pone can be had in any color and any configuration for $19.95. What does that say about the economic or color restrictions of this emetic?”