KINGLIE MOMZER’S BOITDAY PSOLM
c 1993 Tristan Winter
Hummy in phul de chark on me
Anne niney-ten squareso guttins
Jim he chimp
Bob he feels perb nezzdoor
(Rinds upon my vittels)
Fi nicks mit seamy salsa
Asplay on all my winkie
Gurl she barkz
Liz she tase top down town
(Lube is whom you chester)
Nelson eddies toody rite
O’tilly on ma spleen
Charl he kak
Feeling splim an zipper
(Angels fleep an lissum)
Ducky noinment pon de vale
Hers izzle tween his taunto
Nell she veels
Helga heels sump our nummies
(Natty mistah anthropoid)